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i'm a fucking drama queen, and a brat, and a bitch, and i mother, and i'm a sweetheart, and i love with such an intensity, it tends to startle. i will take absolute care of you if you need me to, and i'll do it without asking anything in return. i'm really needy, and when i'm stoned, all i want to do is cuddle up to you. i like to smoke because it makes me feel alive and sluggish and positively perfect.

i'm ADDICTED to dvd's, as long as they are non-crowd pleasers; the blockbuster rewards program is the greatest thing ever invented. i love anything RETRO, if its old i know it and i cherish it, especially classic slapstick. peter sellers is becoming my BFF and there is nothing better than an '80s teen comedy. 28 days later scared the SHIT out of me, and the only way to enjoy a movie is squished up against the couch, being gripped and squeezed and poked at.

i name the furniture i spend a lot of time on; yoouk and schilling are the best things in my world. i live to fucking hang out and prop my feet on a table and just BE with the kids i love; there is no better way to spend a night. i've become lazy and laidback and its perfect.

i'm ridiculous and insane and fucking smart as hell and wasteful and terrible, but i'm just along for the ride, and i think its going to be alright. this is life, goddamn it, and i'm living it the best i can.